" #4 make your bed."
"No, I mean sheet, pillow and put the quilt back on the bed."
" Bring it back from the garden then."
"What do you mean the roof?"
"Just bring it in."
"ON your bed, NOT under your bed."
"I'll be back in a minute, just make sure its all on your bed."
Loud crash, followed by cat yowling.
"What was that?"
"What do you mean an allan key?"
"When I said MAKE your bed I meant put the sheet and quilt back on it. I did NOT mean take it apart with the allan key you had hidden when the man came to fix the washer."
Things I have Said To My Husband Today
2 years ago