Number four has been threatened (many times) with many punishments. He shrugs these threats off with a nonchalance (yes, nonchalance from an eight year old) that is amazing. I only wish I had his sang froid, his coolness, his ability to completely ignore the opinions of all who surround him when they don't match his own.
I chipped the facade today though.
"If you don't behave Father Christmas will leave you a potato."
"He can put the potato on top of my other presents, my motorbike, chainsaw, and snake." (Yes, he still has that ideal gift list.)
"No, you get the potato instead of your other presents."
"and you don't get to steal #3's presents."
"Nooooooooo. I'll be good, I promise, I'll be good allll the rest of today."
Well it's a start.
Things I have Said To My Husband Today
3 years ago