Bright eyed and bushy tailed, all those years ago, I went to my careers adviser,
CA: So Eve, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: I'd like a job where I fly around the world and get paid to eat cheese.
CA: Ha ha ha
Me: Oh, I'll think of something else then.
Many years later as I examine another rash on an unmentionable part of the body, accompanied by a less than interesting smell the conversation comes back to me. (Maybe the smell coming from the patient is reminding me of cheese?) I come home and there on the food channel is a man telling me how he gets paid to fly around the world and eat cheese. "B#####d" I think, "you took my job."
Things I have Said To My Husband Today
2 years ago